Must Be Tough Being a Vegan

I have absolutely nothing against vegans whatsoever. It’s just that I don’t think I could stop eating meat. However I do appreciate to cut down on meat for health and environmental reasons. The poem below is not intended to upset anyone...it is just a humorous rhyme to explain it’s not for me. By the way I don’t eat crocodiles or kangaroo...but do eat burgers!

Must Be Tough Being a Vegan

It must be tough being a vegan

When feeling rough 

Can’t have eggs and bacon

Always having to check the packet

Or have to resort

To another bloody jacket

Without butter of course

All in the interest of

Saving the planet

I love any animal 

I love the world

But I can’t be that radical

To give up my burger

I know there are some that’ll think

I commit murder

I couldn’t revert to checking the menu

To have only one choice

Forever denied dumplings and stew

Crocodile and kangaroo

Feeling fabulous with the fondu

Chicken curry and meatballs too

I may have to take sanctuary

In my local steakhouse 

While others get on with trying 

This new fad, Veganuary!