And Here’s The News (26th April 2020)
Tory Grandees lockdown release pleas
Drug shortages bring NHS to its knees
Gee Wizz budget airline spreads its wings
Virtual online orgies titillation it brings
Forget the moonshine it’s bootleg beauticians
Homeless swap streets for hotel suite conditions
Spring cleaning’s gone mad, we’ve all gone chore crazy
Except me of course I’m still being bloody lazy
Lockdown crop pickers pick for Britain
I’m so bloody bored I’ve taken up knitting
We’ll have to wait a while for a virus vaccine
Lockdown protest only seven can be seen
Kim Jong-Un is he really a gonner?
Surely it’s time to give Captain Tom an honour
So that’s the news of the weekend in rhymes
Mainly from the latest edition of the Sunday Times.
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