Bedlam at Asda

There’s bedlam down at Asda

Two women grappling the last loo roll

They scream stomp and shout about

They’ve totally lost control

There’s bedlam down at Asda

Trolleys so full the shelves are empty

Crowds at the till moan and groan

Not one packet of pasta but twenty

There’s bedlam down at Asda

We’re not concerned about shoplifting thieves

But the old women in aisle eight

Who decides she needs to sneeze

There’s bedlam down at Asda

The shelves are empty and bare

We’re told to isolate safe at home

I think I’ll wash my hair.