Boris

Boris, Boris has the virus

Along with a cabinet minister

It doesn’t matter who you are

This pandemic’s bloody sinister!


Boris, Boris has the virus

We’ll need to keep our distance

It doesn’t matter who you are

Police will enforce their insistence


Boris, Boris has the virus

We’re allowed to go for one run

It doesn’t matter who you are

Going for two’s just not done


Boris, Boris has the virus

Life’s just not the same

It doesn’t matter who you are

This ain’t no bloody game


Boris, Boris has the virus

This thing we need to suppress

It doesn’t matter who you are

Thank god for the NHS


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