I’m Sure I Could Be President

I’m sure I could be President

My hair’s a mess for starters

Tweets twittered totally insane

Ignoring dictates from doctors


I’m sure I could be President

Ego shining at the lectern

Shooting random stats from hip

And nonsense from my rectum. 


I’m sure I could be President

Fake tan smudged over the face

Head high so far up in the clouds

Ignorant to the fact that I’m a disgrace. 


I’m sure I could be President

Would always say believe me

Everything I do or say is yuge!

Really really great you see


I’m sure I could be President

Instigate another incredible rant

Look the voter’s right in the eye

And suggest the solution’s disinfectant!  


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