Pretentious Poet

I am a pretentious poet

I have an attitude so what

I don’t care what people say

I’ll post my poems everyday

I’ll talk about rubbish and nonsense

About everyday stuff and Sex

I’ll make em rhyme if I can

Write poems bout trips to Japan

I am a pretentious poet

I fool myself that I can write

But stuff at best is really shite

I am no Wordsworth, Whitman or Wilde

My poems at best are quite reviled

In writing I lack any style or finesse 

But carry on regardless nonetheless.


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