Tai Chi
Love is it really for me?
This oriental fad tai chi
You’ll love it you see!
Besides first session’s free
Sold to the Yorkshire man
Try free one, that’s the plan
Martial arts I am not a fan
I’ll never be a black belt Dan
I’m not that flexible not that bendy
Can’t put leg in places not meant to be
Don’t worry love it’s complementary
Won’t pay a penny can recover by Wednesday
Cajoled and bullied in equal measure
I tried to be positive hide my displeasure
Succumbed to a bit of peer pressure
She said I would feel much much better
Dance studio stood in the centre
Avoiding eye contact of Tai Chi mentor
Breathing stretching I tried not to surrender
To the glare of women the opposite gender
Tiger, deer, bear, golden rooster, crane
Snake creeps down am I going insane
Repulse the monkey feel the pain
Most of the commands it’s hard to explain
He said I’d feel the positive energy
Rid myself of my usual lethargy
Practice at home commit to memory
You’ll love it you see the ancient Tai Chi!
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