Boiler Blues
Yesterday just as the weather turned cold, our heating packed in. Thankfully we have a British Gas contract and all it took was just a click on my phone and the engineer was booked for him to come same day. This poem was written whilst he was trying to sort it out...and no I didn’t read it to him!!
Boiler Blues
It’s f...f...f...freezing
With no sodding heating
Huddled together
In bloody cold weather
When temperatures get colder
Bang goes my boiler
Never a warning
Shut down this morning
My teeth are chattering
My wife is nattering
To get someone here to sort it
“A gas man, preferably quite fit”
Waiting for him to arrive
We’re barely alive
A knock on the door
Don’t want to be cold anymore
He strides into the hall
With toolbox and all
“Cold weather today!”
“No shit Sherlock” I say
He comes in to investigate
Gives me the prognosis straight
“I think your valve is faulty”
“Would you like a cup of tea?”
“Yes milk and 2 sugars please”
“Please be quick it’s only 2 degrees”
No time later the man did his magic
Valve replaced averted a disaster quite tragic
Thank god we now have heat
To feel my feet is such a treat!
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