Search the Racks at TK Maxx
Yesterday Lesley wanted to buy a winter coat. She wanted one that could stand up to Arctic conditions. She decided after wandering around the local department store that TK Maxx was the answer. I wasn’t so sure. There seems to me to be two retailers that we frequent where you never get what you went in for...but often come out with tons of stuff you didn’t even know you wanted...TK Maxx and Ikea.
Well today’s poem is looselay based on yesterday’s experience;
Search the Racks at TK Maxx
There’s all sorts of stuff on the racks
At the upmarket jumble sale TK Maxx
Rows upon rows of last seasons stuff
There’s no end to the searching
To the aimless rummaging
Of shirts and pants
Of potted plants
Of electronic gadgets
Gaudy plaid jackets
Finding what you want is always tough
So tough I often lose the will
The will to find my way to the till
With any flippin’ goods to buy
My patience is very much in short supply
The only shop that instils such fear
Is my old adversary bloody Ikea.
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