Lost the Signal!
I saw this phone box in Leeds today and it got me thinking back to the early days of mobile technology.
Lost The Signal
Back in the day
When a phone box
Was on every corner
When no one
Had ever been to detox
I used to have a mobile phone
I know I was not alone
But this was in the day
Of phones being connected
To the car
It couldn’t reach very far
But I felt so important
Like being in MI5
A spy, an informant
I progressed to a hand held
Built like a brick
Couldn’t work out this new text thing
Felt rather thick
Often self conscious
Speaking in public
People would look
People would stare
A lunatic to which
They would compare
I’m losing signal
Was the latest slogan
I had two blobs
But now down to nil
I was seriously spooked
When I called my mate
He said hello Dave
Before having the chance to state
It was me who was calling
My mum thought they were appalling
Would never catch on
Would frazzle the brain
Would end up insane
Then there was the game
Built into the phone
When I was bored
Needed a break
Pressed the button
And played some snake
When people called
How did they find me
Always a bloody mystery
Didn’t matter where I be
In town village or big city
Now my phone has replaced my brain
I no longer call
Talking’s seen as insane
How I long for those days
When we could all have a giggle
And pretend that we’d just lost the signal!
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