Turnips and Swedes
Last night, somehow we got into a discussion about what were turnips and what were swedes. I didn’t realise there was such confusion out there. But I was wrong! I have got to admit I am fairly ambivalent about the subject as I am not a great fan of either! However, forget Brexit, this is the subject that is dividing the nation.
Turnip v Swede
Debate so heated in Devon
The topic of turnip and swede
Arguments twenty four seven
Total confusion indeed
Now today I checked Wikipedia
To finally settle the score
Today’s informative encyclopaedia
To end this turnip swede war
Now I’m afraid it wasn’t conclusive
It seems geography is key
A definitive answer is elusive
No one can seem to agree
In the north one is a turnip
In the south it is a swede
Come on guys let’s get a grip
It’s only a bloody veg...agreed?
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