And Here’s The News (4th November 2019)

The latest in my occasional series of topical poems about what’s in today’s paper .

Countess distraught as she’s chucked off Strictly
5000 diabetics every day very sickly
London to Brighton car rally tragedy
Farage won’t stand as a Brexit MP
McDonnell in a tis over anti semitism 
Boris Johnson decides on a fracking ban
Bloke’s very lucky to get his violin back
Complicated recycling in boxes and a sack
Jacklyn Smith,Angel, good at 74
Bernard 93 shows the burglar the door
Andre Gomes, Everton injury a horror
Nikita Parris talks about her career before her
Finally Braingasm’s the latest thing
Makes going to the gym go with a swing
So that’s the news in minute detail
From today’s edition of the Daily Mail!


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