And Here’s The News (13th May 2020)

Confusion reigns as lockdown relaxes 

The Chancellor talks about raising taxes

We may need to economise live a little leaner

But thankfully we can all re-employ the cleaner

Teachers rebel about going back to school

I can get on a golf course and play like a fool

Rihanna’s knickers and scent have made her minted

Sharing commutes with open windows permitted

The tracing app is about to go nationwide

Now there will be no bloody place to hide

Ditching testing and tracing a mistake says Hunt

Trump attacks female reporters what a silly stunt

The Premier League lose battle to play neutral venues 

Up to my back teeth with the virus monopolising the news 

Surely to god The Sun can find a different tack

Woohoo extensions pulled out with pliers by Emily Atack


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