And Here’s The News (13th May 2020)
Confusion reigns as lockdown relaxes
The Chancellor talks about raising taxes
We may need to economise live a little leaner
But thankfully we can all re-employ the cleaner
Teachers rebel about going back to school
I can get on a golf course and play like a fool
Rihanna’s knickers and scent have made her minted
Sharing commutes with open windows permitted
The tracing app is about to go nationwide
Now there will be no bloody place to hide
Ditching testing and tracing a mistake says Hunt
Trump attacks female reporters what a silly stunt
The Premier League lose battle to play neutral venues
Up to my back teeth with the virus monopolising the news
Surely to god The Sun can find a different tack
Woohoo extensions pulled out with pliers by Emily Atack
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