Bedlam at Asda
There’s bedlam down at Asda
Two women grappling the last loo roll
They scream stomp and shout about
They’ve totally lost control
There’s bedlam down at Asda
Trolleys so full the shelves are empty
Crowds at the till moan and groan
Not one packet of pasta but twenty
There’s bedlam down at Asda
We’re not concerned about shoplifting thieves
But the old women in aisle eight
Who decides she needs to sneeze
There’s bedlam down at Asda
The shelves are empty and bare
We’re told to isolate safe at home
I think I’ll wash my hair.
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