I’m Sure I Could Be President
I’m sure I could be President
My hair’s a mess for starters
Tweets twittered totally insane
Ignoring dictates from doctors
I’m sure I could be President
Ego shining at the lectern
Shooting random stats from hip
And nonsense from my rectum.
I’m sure I could be President
Fake tan smudged over the face
Head high so far up in the clouds
Ignorant to the fact that I’m a disgrace.
I’m sure I could be President
Would always say believe me
Everything I do or say is yuge!
Really really great you see
I’m sure I could be President
Instigate another incredible rant
Look the voter’s right in the eye
And suggest the solution’s disinfectant!
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