The Lockdown Look
I haven’t been out me door for a week
Not changed me socks they bloody reek
I’ve run out of deodorant and antiperspirant
The whiff from underarm is clearly unpleasant
Teeth they’ve missed their dose of Maclean’s
My sex appeal’s more like Mr Bean’s
Breath like sewerage on a hot summer day
Not helped by lashings of chicken Bombay
My hair’s a mess it’s bloody out of control
Scissors at the ready and a pudding bowl
Beard’s scraggy and not looking it’s best
Scratching and itching like a bloody bird’s nest!
My dirty fleece; you’ll find a month of dinners
Thanks god I’ve given up looking in mirrors
Despite all this I observe government demands
And spend all my days washing me hands!
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