Stop Chewing Dear

Take out your chewing gum dear

I thought it’d be perfectly clear

That to chew when serving coffee or tea

So rigorously that we could easily see

The bit of gum going round and round

Surely this bit of advice is not so profound

It’s simply manners and customer service

To pay us the respect, simply stop chewing 

So that I can stop thinking about pursuing 

Another place to go

To drink my macchiato. 


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