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And Here’s The News (4th November 2019)

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The latest in my occasional series of topical poems about what’s in today’s paper .

Countess distraught as she’s chucked off Strictly 5000 diabetics every day very sickly London to Brighton car rally tragedy Farage won’t stand as a Brexit MP McDonnell in a tis over anti semitism  Boris Johnson decides on a fracking ban Bloke’s very lucky to get his violin back Complicated recycling in boxes and a sack Jacklyn Smith,Angel, good at 74 Bernard 93 shows the burglar the door Andre Gomes, Everton injury a horror Nikita Parris talks about her career before her Finally Braingasm’s the latest thing Makes going to the gym go with a swing So that’s the news in minute detail From today’s edition of the Daily Mail!