Problem in the bagging area
I started my working life in a supermarket, long before scanning. Tonight we did our weekly shop and despite years of trying to get used to self scanning I still get frustrated at what should be a quicker process. Well in my case it seems to take an age. Well anyway here’s my latest rant/poem.
Problem in the bagging area
Why is it when I shop?
I’ve got unexpected items
In my bagging area
I tell you what they’re not unexpected
But carefully selected
Items on my shopping list
I get really pissed
When I can’t find the code
Or have to scan a load
Of loose items
Which have to be found
On the shops computer
Where is that Danish Pastry?
None of the pictures
Seem to match
I thought these things
Were self service
Well if they are my
Name is Elvis
My light flashes so often
Who needs Tinder
When there’s always Wander
Hovering around
To check your age
Twenty flashes later
I’m in a right rage
This bloody process
Is taking an age
Finally the last item is scanned
The benefits of this rigmarole I don’t understand.
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